cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:52am

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:47am
littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:46am
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:45am

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:43am

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

Thursday Apr 4 @ 11:40am

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:30am

duchessofdeviance:

role model

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:28am

waalcott:

*shaves legs* HERE COMES THE FEELING YOU THOUGHT YOU’D FORGOTTEN

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:28am

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:27am

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:26am

missycvnt:

a true gentleman holds the door for his woman, then he smacks her ass

Thursday Apr 4 @ 10:26am

Thursday Apr 4 @ 09:53am

Thursday Apr 4 @ 09:52am

homovikings:

cosmo sex tip #616: just as you’re about to orgasm, lean down and whisper “hail hydra” into your partner’s ear

Thursday Apr 4 @ 09:50am
Powered by Tumblr :: Themed by Fusels