boys are the stupidest creatures
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat
Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Robert has no regrets.
*shaves legs* HERE COMES THE FEELING YOU THOUGHT YOU’D FORGOTTEN
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
a true gentleman holds the door for his woman, then he smacks her ass
cosmo sex tip #616: just as you’re about to orgasm, lean down and whisper “hail hydra” into your partner’s ear